Cheesy Tales
PROLOGUE
Once upon a farm, mama cow angrily mooed
‘No more milk Cat, you’re no longer little!’
So Cat put mama to bed with his melodic fiddle
And stole every drop of milk from her giant
One thirsty day he reached for his jar
‘This is not milk!’ you could hear from afar
He took a bite and was shockingly pleased
Cat had just discovered the magic of cheese
He rejoiced with his fiddle and attracted a crowd
Never once was Cat ever this proud
And thus began his quest to bake
The world’s finest and most irresistible cheesecakes
MANEKI NEKO
Cat is real last samurai
He fight one hundred warrior but only eight times he die
Last life he keep for making cheesecake with yuzu
Legend say if you eat, you will be lucky too
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THE RUSSIAN WHISKERS
‘Why is mama a cow and where is papa?
My life’s a mystery, my childhood’s a trauma
Wait till I interrogate my seven year old grandpa
And steal his top-secret recipe, codename: Mango!’
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OVER THE MOON
Three blind mice worshipped the father of cheese
They prayed for eyesight, guide dogs and peace
They raised a statue from vanilla beans and cream cheese
A New York continental cheesecake no one would miss
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THE MODERN DUKE'S PUDDING
Cat was crowned Duke by a devious turkey
The headpiece was filled with Oreo cookies
Alas, it was robbed and eaten by monkeys
So the Duke got upset and Christmas came early
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SICILIAN WILD CATS
Cat had friends over for tea and song
But Espresso and Cocoa never got along
So Cat blended them into an exquisite mix
Wala! A potent tiramisu that’s creamy and rich
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SWEET AND SMOKEY TAFFY
Cat tossed cheese into a hungry volcano
Then stressed it out with an unsettling concerto
Out came salted caramel on buttery crust
A sweet toffee eruption, an absolute blast
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QUEEN OF HEARTS
Cat risked everything in a high stakes poker game
Will he fall for their bluff or will he rise to fame?
With eyes on the prize, outwitted them he did
The world’s juiciest strawberries for the victorious bid
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THE EMPEROR'S ROMANCE
A connoisseur of rare concubines and fine wives
Cat had enough mojo to last him ten lives
His last conquest was Princess Lychee
The grand inspiration for his cocktail recipe
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PAWS OF FURY
They called themselves Yin and Yang
Defenders of the weak, nightmare of gangs
When they’re not busting balls or fighting crime
Baking cheesecakes were their favourite pastime
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KING CAT OF THE MOUNTAIN
Fiddle dee fiddle dum
Cat went exploring on an empty tum
His cat crew searched the mountain high
And ahoy! They found - durians divine!
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MILO DINOSAUR
Cat jumped into a time machine
Back to the future - he disappeared within
He discovered a world of dinosaurs past
Guarding a land filled with Milo blast
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FICKLE FELINE
Once in a blue moon Cat gets fickle
His creation - our taste buds sure to tickle
A little this, a little that
A platter right out of his magical hat
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ONCE IN THE BLUE MOON
Blue blue berry,
Beautiful berry,
The color of a river,
A sway of life,
With the glow of cat,
Blue is a wonderful hue,
Showing a wonderful time in blue.
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